How to Avoid a Festive Faux Pas This Christmas
Christmas season: joyful, sparkly… and for many, socially exhausting. Between the parties, shopping, Secret Santa dramas, and the unspoken pressure to shine, it’s easy to make a few missteps. But don’t panic—here’s your no-fluff survival guide to navigating December like a pro, without committing a festive faux pas.
❌ Faux Pas #1: Turning Up Without a Gift
So, you’re invited to a Christmas party and show up gift-less. Awkward. Bonus cringe points if someone else hands you something thoughtful while you stand there empty-handed.
🎁 Solution: Always bring a bottle of wine, a candle, or even a cheeky novelty gift just in case. You can stash it in your car or bag and whip it out if needed. Just don’t forget to remove the price tag.
❌ Faux Pas #2: Feeling Pressured to Buy New Outfits
Let’s face it, there’s always that one Instagram queen with a new sparkly number every weekend. But your wardrobe doesn’t need a December overhaul.
👗 Solution: Shop your own wardrobe. Chances are, you’ve got hidden gems in there. That sequinned dress you forgot about? Perfect. Mix and match your basics with statement pieces or accessories.
❌ Faux Pas #3: One Too Many
A prosecco too far? We’ve all been there. You’re excited, you feel festive, and suddenly you’re karaoke-battling your boss at the office party.
🍷 Solution: Know your limits. Keep your drinks spaced with water. And yes, you can look glam and still pace yourself. Don’t be the story of the season (unless it’s for the right reasons).
❌ Faux Pas #4: Saying Yes to Everything
From the end of November, your calendar starts to look like a festival lineup. But social burnout is real.
📅 Solution: It’s okay to say no. Prioritise events that bring you joy or are genuinely important. Don’t let guilt steer your schedule—your sanity matters more than a packed-out month of half-hearted appearances.
❌ Faux Pas #5: Overdoing It at the Buffet
Yes, pigs in blankets are incredible. No, they don’t need to be inhaled by the dozen.
🍽 Solution: Remember, moderation is key. Don’t deprive yourself—just don’t let the cheese board take you down. And no, it’s not rude to politely decline your fifth mince pie.
💬 Final Word
Christmas should be fun—not a frantic performance of forced cheer. So sip the mulled wine, wear the dress (again!), and skip the guilt. If someone comments on your third appearance in the same sparkly number, smile and raise a glass—they’ll be rewearing theirs come New Year anyway.
Merry Christmas, you fabulous animal. See you on the dancefloor (or the sofa).
